Usain Bolt could be the next US president.

His name even begins with USA. He just needs to run for office.

It's impossible to lose a homing pigeon
If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

Fred worked for only one day at a perfume factory...made no scents at all.

Fred's boss gave both his grown kids cushy management positions where all they have to do is sleep all day.
It’s blatant nepotism.