A Malaysian primate born between 1945-1964?

Boomerangatan.

What are you if you have custard and jelly in one ear and cake and cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.

The police are investigating an abandoned car with an incomplete set of golf clubs inside.
They're still looking for the driver.

Fred really loves singing so he joined a club, but at the first meeting everyone was talking about clarified butter.
He had accidentally joined the Ghee club