he's lost it.....gotta see

 It's ok to buy a nun a drink occasionally.

But just make sure you don't get into the habit.

Fred tried to get a date with the world's most beautiful sniper.
But, he knew from the beginning it was a long shot.

Have you heard of the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again?
DJ Vu.

I remember when I read the dictionary as a kid.
It was a defining moment in my childhood.