a double dose....

 Fred quit his job as a lawyer to become a dog breeder.

He prefers boxers over briefs.

Fred wanted a new button-up sweater for his birthday.
But all he got was a card again.

In both grilling and mentoring ...
... a "well done" should not be rare.

Fred watched a video about an indigenous Native American tribe.
It was on Ute Tube

Fred bought some old time pieces at an estate sale, but they were all missing the hour and minute hands.

A very strange secondhand watch collection.

Fred's neighbour got hooked on protein powder.
In the end, she passed a whey.

A failed vegetable farmer became a rap artist.
He had some sick beets.

Deafness is becoming a problem for me.
I never thought I'd hear myself say that.