he's lost it.....gotta see

 A podiatrist had a particularly difficult case and remarked afterward, “That’s was no easy feet.”

Please remember to not leave a fire burning in the fireplace tonight….
You might wake up to a crisp Kringle.

Fred brought his chess set to the pawn shop…
…He thinks he got rooked.

This morning I coughed up a pawn, a bishop and a rook.
I must have a chess infection. I'm expecting a rough knight.