Fred used to date a girl who made her own perfume.

It didn’t work out, she was too self-scented.

People kept telling Fred that he is a good softball pitcher.
It's such an underhanded compliment.

Fred went to see a UB40 tribute act called WD40.
Says they were a bit stiff as the gig started but they gradually loosened up as the show went on.

If you are attracted to both men and women but they're not attracted to you, does that make you bi-yourself?




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