She came in wearing a dress the color of pastrami, a blouse the color of rye bread and a scarf the color of sauerkraut.

Some would say she was...Reubenesque.

Fred doesn't have a carbon footprint.
He just drives everywhere.

There are fewer syllables in the phrase world wide web than in its abbreviation WWW.

The term for when family generations have fewer and fewer children?
The receding heirline.


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