People who steal bathroom scales are seldom caught.
They usually get a weigh with it.
I hired a painter to do a family portrait, but he keeps drawing us as Star Trek villains.
Turns out he’s a Khan artist.
Turns out he’s a Khan artist.
Fred hired a female sheep to distribute advertisements for his flower arranging business...
...because only ewe can present florist flyers.
...because only ewe can present florist flyers.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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