he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred wrote a fictional short story about Giovanni Coinci, the first Italian immigrant to open a dentistry private practice in this country.

Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.

A country full of angry people?
Ire-land.

Fred named his quadruplets Pedro, Pierre, Pietro and Piotr.
It was funny for a while, but the humor eventually Petered out.

How can you convert dollars to pounds?
By visiting McDonalds.