he's lost it.....gotta see

 A scientific study has determined that babies are born at womb temperature.

In Britain it's called a “lift” but Canadians call it an “elevator”.
I guess we are just raised differently.

Fred's girlfriend poked him in the eyes.
So he stopped seeing her for a while.

Fred's car is not safe to drive at the moment.
But bad brakes have never stopped him before.