he's lost it.....gotta see

 A man in boxer shorts has been arrested…

After leading police on a brief chase.

Why do nuns all dress the same?
It's just a habit.

Fred ordered a custom perfume for his wife, but it took a long time to make it.
When he asked them why it took so long, they said “aroma wasn’t built in a day”.

Last night a man was hit over the head with a violin, then a clarinet and finally a French horn.
Police say it was an orchestrated attack.