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AI or real? But definitely American...
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A new search engine called Giraffe has been launched. It's a top level browser. Fred is writing a song about being a locksmith. There are a lot of key changes. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of curious idiots. Despite the ever increasing high cost of living, it remains very popular.
Fred's dog ate his wife's diamond ring... It's now a diamond in the rrrruff. Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot? Fred's dad had the authority to officiate weddings. But only on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, and 29th of each month. He was a prime minister. Fred's wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip... He didn't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one.
Fred always has a good time at concerts. He draws the line at crowd surfing - doesn't want to get carried away. Fred's friends know if they make up an excuse, he’ll give them an alibi by repeating it. He is very re-lie-able. The classic rock band that was full of kleptomaniacs? Stealy Dan. Fred went to the library and asked where the self help books were. Librarian said “Well, if I told you that……”
An indecisive Captain Picard goes to get a bite to eat He steps up to the replicator and states that he wants a chicken dish. "Computer, pot pie, chicken, hot. No, belay that. I think I want Chinese. Chicken, orange, hot. No, belay that. I want something spicier. Make it Tso" The movie Mean Girls was meant to be a trilogy. The sequels would have been Mode Girls and Median Girls. Fred was struggling to fit the strawberries and sugar that he had bought into the cupboard. But he just mixed them together and I managed to jam them in. I've met so many depressed psychics lately, there's got to be a happy medium.
My wife told me that my bee jokes are bad. That stung. She then comforted me by saying: oh honey, just bee yourself. Sir, would you like me to wrap your French bread? No thanks, just bag it. Fred's dentist appointment was going OK until officers from the financial fraud unit came in and arrested him. Apparently, he was involved in some kind of incisor trading scheme. Fred's mom and dad were quite the opposites. His mom was always right, and his dad left.
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the fuck do you want?' 'Ah ha!' he says: "Air Canada". from doug...
I spent a lot of time searching for a U2 song that was stuck in my head. I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. Fred had 16 children. He had to park on the street. He couldn't even pull out of the driveway. A cold and wet autumn inspires a lot of poetry. It's the add verse weather. Fred is planning his own funeral and went to the funeral parlour to be sized. There was something in the air that triggered his allergies. He had a coffin fit.
Fred and a friend made a bet, and whoever won got to keep any item from the others' workshop. Fred was upset that he lost. He was a saw loser. My backup plan is my original plan in reverse. Watson was never the same after Sherlock passed. It left him Holmeless . Fungi often spring up after a rainstorm because when it rains, it spores .
They say with age comes wisdom. I don't have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. What did the bowler say after too many puns? Spare Me, please. Fred can't talk to his wife when she wears her mud mask. She always gives him dirty looks. Fred was sure that he could turn himself into a big pile of autumn foliage. Everyone told him that it was impossible, but he be leaves.
What genre of music are national anthems? Country Music. What is the most harmless number? That would benign. Fred fell for a scam by a group of florists. It was a pansy scheme. Fred broke up with his girlfriend Lorraine because he wanted to date a girl named Claire Lee… He can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone .
You might think that flipping a canoe over would make it far too large to be a hat... but it's actually capsized. Boy George’s pet lizard bit three people this week. Authorities have warned the singer he needs a calmer chameleon. Fred used to tell jokes about bananas and pineapples all the time… He could really Dole them out . Fred messed up his car paintwork repair. There was a clear lacquer focus.
Fred's wife says he treats her like an object when he takes photos. He told her, no dear — you’re the subject. Fred is a mapmaker and is always suddenly calmed by the sight of mountains. He says they provide great relief. Tesla has just announced a new line of lawnmowers The E Lawn series . I never import any of my puns. They’re all locally groan.
Two people were arrested for capturing wild shore birds on alternate days. Apparently they have been taking Terns. Fred's boss is now recording his private conversations. She’s really starting to bug him. Fred lost his job at the sunscreen company. But he's going to reapply. It's almost October, which means... All the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.