he's lost it.....gotta see

 The Seattle Mariners wisely reward home run hitters with a pitchfork.

It’s a trident true strategy.

A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I can’t believe it’s not better.

If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that always sleeps?
Ta-coma.

If someone tells you to "hold your horses" it's because they want you to be stable.