People who do origami are the worst poker players.

They always fold.

A bodybuilder met a hairdresser at a party.
They hit it off instantly, and spent all night talking about curling irons.

Fred was surprised when his proctologist ordered a follow-up test...
Turns out it was a poop quiz.

When making or buying Indian bread…
Is it necessary to sign a naan-disclosure agreement?



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