I knew a guy who knew what every single symbol on every single world map meant by heart and could tell you immediately on request...

Guy was a legend.

Fred has two cars. One that is voice activated…
And one that goes without saying.

A gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant?
Non Buy-Dairy.

Some people look up to the Pillsbury Doughboy.
They think that he's a good roll model.



Comments