he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred is against putting additives in tomatoes paste.

He's a pureeist.

Having a colonoscopy wasn't the worst medical procedure I've ever endured, but it was definitely up there.

The local hockey rink's Zamboni driver has gone missing. 

No doubt he will eventually resurface.

I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be....
but sofa so good.