Fred has been thinking about getting a popular 80's hairstyle...

but he's gonna mullet over before he commits.

Everyone can tell I don't usually stand up straight...
...or maybe I just have imposture syndrome..

Two red-headed comedians absolutely bombed at the club last night.
They were mercilessly freckled.

When something gets stuck in my throat, I dislodge it with a cold beer
It's called the Heineken maneuver.

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