My friend and his wife offered to do any woodworking that needs done in my home.I said that I didn't realise you were carpenters.

He replied, We've only just Begun.

What happens to the bodies of dead kings?
They are throne away.

Fred is an anti-capitalist pastry chef.
He puts people before profiteroles.

Fred used to be married to a pastry chef.
Then she desserted him.



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