he's lost it.....gotta see

 Make sure when you're on a long plane ride you get up and walk around some, and DON'T order Italian food......you could end up with a deep vein stromboli.

The favorite car of wealthy contortionists?
Mercedes Bendz, but Bentley is also a popular choice.

Fred says that his wallet is like an onion.

Every time he opens it, he cries.

Fred once worked as a mannequin in a department store.
He held that position for a long time.