Fred wanted to try Viagra, so he asked the pharmacist if he could get it over the the counter,
Pharmacist said "Yeah if you take 2 or 3".

Fred found a snake on his car.
It was a windshield viper.

In Germany, I saw a man with a toddler that just wouldn’t stop yelling and screaming.
To keep him quiet I suggested he give him a sausage, but it only made the brat worse.

Fred watched a fascinating documentary about the perfume industry last night.
It was on the History Chanel.




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