I was going to send and average pun, but that would be mean.


Not sure exactly how much a rainbow weighs.
But it’s pretty light.

My wife asked "why don't you write a book instead of just making these stupid puns?"
I said, "well that's a novel idea".

When I think about parking, I think about a lot.

Fred's Bulgarian friend couldn’t get the chess player to leave.
But his Czech mate did.




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