I played poker with cards made from origami paper.

Almost immediately, I had to fold.

A neighbor alerted Fred that the water pump in his backyard was broken.
Fred said, "I know...I'm well aware."

Chess players pay their bills with checks.

Fred's girlfriend is obsessed with perfectly tuning her guitar.
She just craves a tension.

Someone glued all my playing cards together.
I don't know how to deal with it.



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