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There was a serial killer who only committed his crimes in morgues. He was really infamous for cutting coroners. Fred's girlfriend wants him to choose between her and his career as a reporter... He has some breaking news for her. Fred insists on beating egg whites for souffles with a fork, afraid they'll collapse if he doesn't. He's pretty whisk averse. Nothing is truly lost until the mom can't find it. Fred went to a Shotgun wedding yesterday....it was a serious case of Wife or Death. Does Satan get Christmas wish lists from dyslexic children? Beethoven’s favorite Christmas song? Fur-Elise Navidad. Fred likes to debate with flat earthers… He figures they’ll come around eventually. A unicorn that's had its horn removed? Eunuchorn. Fred is going to open up a donut shop, and call it Hole Foods.
There is a new bakery staffed mainly by physically and intellectually challenged workers. It's called Special Kneads. Fred's wife blogs about wedding planning. It's a very engaged audience. Complex arithmetic should be taken seriously. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. Fred once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name. Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains What will we call the kids conceived during the pandemic in ten years? Quaranteens. Fred wanted to turn his car into a muscle car. So he took its wheels off. Now it's jacked. Death is pansexual. It comes for everyone. It's bad luck to be superstitious. When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.