The Mongols were very successful with their conquest of much of Europe.

They were always one steppe ahead.


A detective who made his career by solving cases accidentally?
Sheer luck Holmes.

A deaf person was the highest bidder at an auction.
He said I've won.... but at what cost?

Fred just finished a popular book about basements.
It was a best cellar.

Somebody told me Zimbabwe was in Asia.
It was African lie.


People think that Thomas Edison was really busy, but he actually had a light schedule.

The difference between a dad joke and a pun?
Well, in a pun, the joke isn't always so obvious, but in a dad joke the pun is generally apparent.

Santa without GPS?
Lost claus.

The mixed dog breed that can find anything?
Labragoogle.

I heard there's a new pill to cure procrastination.
I'll look into it next week.



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