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 What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause! 

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house! 

What do you call a snowman in the Summer? A puddle! 

Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! 

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree? A pineapple! 

What did Mrs Claus say to Santa when she looked up at the sky? Looks like rain dear! 



 

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