A barber suggested cutting Fred's hair but leaving it long in the back.
Fred told him he’d have to “mull-it over.”
Fred tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor, but the security guard suspected he was not the real McCoy.
a search engine that sings Christmas songs?
Michael Googlé.
Michael Googlé.
A hard-of-hearing astronomer?
Carl Say-again.
Carl Say-again.
The London Eye is made almost entirely of iron
It's a ferrous wheel.
It's a ferrous wheel.
The Clorox corporation has experienced a cyber attack.
There was a security bleach.
There was a security bleach.
Flossipher: a deep thinker with good oral hygiene.
Fred walked into a lamp post yesterday.
Thankfully, He only sustained light injuries.
Thankfully, He only sustained light injuries.
Accept what you cannot change, especially if it's in large denominations.
Christmas is that time of year when Fred puts on his shiniest tin foil Christmas jacket, lights up the tree and reflects.
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