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 There is a new music group called Cellophane.

...they mostly wrap.

I used to be an autocorrect programmer.
They fried me for no raisin.

A hillbilly converted to Buddhism.
He now believes in reintarnation.

Never trust an acupuncturist.
They are back stabbers.

If your income doesn’t keep up with your outgo then your upkeep will be your downfall.


I'm soooooo smart at picking out last minute gifts.
I'm a present day genius.

Fred's mom and dad were quite the opposites:
His mom was always right and his dad left.

I asked my friend who works construction when his next project is going to be done…
He said he’s working on it.

Fred's ex used to perform at a strip club, but on stage she had anxiety, anger, depression, guilt, jealousy, loneliness, pessimism, self-consciousness, and worry.
She was a neurotic dancer.

What happens if you take a probiotic and an antibiotic at the same time?





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