Gordisms...

 I suffer from paranoia.

I’m told I’m not alone.

If pre means before and post means after, then using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Local janitors have gone out on strike.
They are demanding sweeping reforms.

I don't believe in partaking in traditional Christmas drinks.
I guess you can call me eggnogstic.

When a woman has an outburst during her period, is she ovary acting?

A lot of Mexicans are anxious and frustrated about trying to cross the U.S. border.
They are really “climbing the walls.”

I dreamt  that all my limbs were missing and I didn't know why.

I was completely stumped.

Fred wrote a book about women who consume malt beverages and then have unprotected sex. 

He called it “From beer to maternity”.

Researchers are saying amphibian populations are plummeting across North America.

It's a toadal loss.

Trump finished his press conference, but more lies ahead.