Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
Subatomic particles are weird.
They’re just a little quarky.
Judge's never retire...
They just stop trying.
They just stop trying.
Fred is disappointed with his performance at the miniature ship building contest.
He really bottled it.
He really bottled it.
What is an anal retentive person?
An asshole who remembers everything.
An asshole who remembers everything.
He's making a list...He's checking it twice.
He left it at home. He's texting his wife.
He left it at home. He's texting his wife.
Last year, Fred bought his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. This year he didn’t get her anything. She asked him why… He said you still haven’t used the gift I gave you last year.
Fred developed an app that flushes toilets.
It does require a login.
It does require a login.
A rude unfriendly woodsman?
Lumberjerk.
Lumberjerk.
Two nuclear technicians got married.
The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.
The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.
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