Someone that can only have sex with prostitutes?
Buy sexual.
Fred was asked about his greatest accomplishments in life…
He said that his kids are his magnum oopses.
He said that his kids are his magnum oopses.
Fred was working at the eyeglass factory and got caught in the lens grinder…
…really made a spectacle of himself.
…really made a spectacle of himself.
Fred comes from a family of failed magicians.
He has two half-sisters.
He has two half-sisters.
If a lawyer can be disbarred...
Can a musician be denoted? Or a model deposed?
Can a musician be denoted? Or a model deposed?
Fred doesn't care if he gets coffee from Starbucks, Tim's, or made at home.
He gets caffeinated by any beans necessary.
He gets caffeinated by any beans necessary.
Fred just got a job as a trucker at the Planters factory.
He's driving them nuts.
He's driving them nuts.
A naked man covered in chickpeas?
Hummus sexual.
Hummus sexual.
Count Dracula had a makeover.
It was a total revamp.
It was a total revamp.
Norseferatu: famous Norwegian vampire.
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