Fred said that he might as well become a cannibal.
He's already fed up with people.

Fred married an optician.
His life was all a blur before he met her, then it was love at first (corrected) sight.

BBQ competitions are great for making friends.
There’s always plenty of people to rub shoulders with.

Behavioural psychologists have categorized situations where it is appropriate to cry by their severity.
There are lots of tiers.

Trees are not highly intelligent.
They get stumped too easily.

Catching a cold from going out without a jacket is a myth.
But you can get brrrcitis.

I wanted to buy some coffee to pour over my ice-cream…
… but then affogato.

Ebooks are a great way to save trees.
All byte and no bark.

Looks like truth and justice are dead, must just be the American way.

The filthiest line ever uttered on TV:
Ward, don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?





 

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