Gordisms...

 Fred is trying to overcome his hiking addiction.

But he's not out of the woods yet.

I was mixing two-part epoxy and got it all over my hands. The doctor said it might never come off,
but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed.

I dislike self-deprecating humor.
Mainly because I'm really bad at it.

Fred is constantly worried about having enough space and supplies for the chicks he's hatched.
He broods too much.

If ignorance is bliss there should be a lot more happy people.

If I had the DeLorean from the movie Back to the Future, I think that I'd drive it from time to time.

Bakers don't often share their bread making techniques.

It's strictly on a knead to dough basis.

Good gardeners eat what they can and can what they can’t.

Carrots are said to be good for your eyes, but wine can double your vision.

If someone is complaining about bad drivers just let them talk - they hate it when you cut them off.