A kangaroo’s lazy joey?
Pouch potato.

 

Fred doesn't know much about international politics.
The majority of it is foreign to him.

 

Fred went for a job interview at IKEA.
The manager greeted him by saying, "Come in. Make a seat".

 

My new floor coverings are really quite durable.

Surprisingly rugged.

 

People go on and on about their phobias
I’m afraid of heights, but you don’t hear me shouting it from the rooftops.

 

The band's drum set fell on Fred's head as they loaded the truck.

He now has a percussion.


Britain’s favorite cellular service provider?
Tea Mobile.

 

People don't trust Fred to play chess honestly.
He has a checkered past.

 

There is a very popular book about the finest basement ever created.
It's on the best cellar list.

 

I have some income from sending dad jokes.
It's all punny money.

 

Finally, the big boxing match is about to start.
It's a bout time.

 

Where do mansplainers go when they're thirsty?
To the well, actually...



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