saturday gordisms & more.....

 

They're called Prime Ministers because their only interests are number one and themselves

 

If you are tormented by a nagging sense that someone has borrowed you, you are not a loan.

 

A good pun is it’s own reword.

 

If my memory gets any worse, it'll be as bad as I can ever remember.

 

I'm finally part of the "In" crowd!
Insomnia, insane, in-debt....

 

A psychiatrist recently increased his appointment fees.
He was accused of shrinkflation.

 

Fred was once in a band called The Sewing Machines
He was lead Singer

 

"I've lost a lot of weight", Fred expounded