and yet one more idiot......
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/oan-dan-ball-amelia-miller-magnetic-vaccines_n_6116c402e4b0454ed70d9aa5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmKw8LZcZ_U&t=91s
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and yet another idiot.....
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/tv/news/conservative-radio-host-who-called-himself-mr-anti-vax-dies-from-covid-after-3-week-battle/ar-AANUuqr?li=AAggFp5
Capital Letters? Who uses them anymore? From a teacher -- short and to the point. In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Are we clear?
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a cook? A Sue Chef. Fred's wife is a deeply religious cook... Everything she makes is either a burnt offering or a sacrifice. To people who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology: You bug me in ways I can't put into words Did you hear about the flirtatious philosopher? He was such a Socratease. What cheese is made backwards? Edam. The computers went down at Fred's work today, so he had to do everything manually I took him 20 minutes just to shuffle the cards for Solitaire. The preferred pronouns of a chocolate bar would be her/she. 98% of all Ladas ever made are still on the road today, and the other 2% made it home.
good ones from doug....
Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry! Louisiana A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .. When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world. Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck
idiots everywhere....from steve
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9922579/Zambian-prophet-trying-recreate-resurrection-Jesus-dies-buried-alive.html
let's insult everyone..... Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment . Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A . Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the
Fred's wife said, "If you don't quit drinking, I'll leave you." He never expected to hear two bits of good news in one day. The biggest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions of use" What does a frog use to conceal itself? A croaking device. When Richard Nixon was elected president The American people did a collective Dick pick. It's quite ironic that "strap on" backwards, spells 'no parts'. I watched a documentary about sailing and rope... it had me in knots Fred's boss calls him "the computer". Nothing to do with intelligence, Fred goes to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
Tinnitus does not exist It’s all in your head I just learned how to play both Alto & Tenor Saxophones. I'm Bi-Saxual Fred took a Viagra without enough water and it got stuck in his throat. He had a stiff neck all night. Why didn't the Hoover enjoy its camping trip? Because nature bores a vacuum. Fred nominated himself as employee of the month at the Samsonite factory……. To be fair he does make a very good case Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter? Fred : For starters, I bring a lot to the table Why did the raccoon go to the bar? To get trashed How warm are the blankets in the neonatal unit? About womb temperature I used to know how to say chicken soup in another language But I pho ga. There was also this amazing dessert in Italy but affogato the name of that too
Fred bought a wig at the discount store. He wasn't going toupee full price. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuels joke. What do you call the fear of Vietnamese soup noodles? pho-bia Monogamy: first, do no harem. What’s the name of the Indian Tightrope Walker? Balansingh Some dads might find Father's Day a little sad, but the day beforehand is always a sadder day. What is it about all the Psychics that I ever visit.. they're either totally depressed, or too excitable. It's really hard to find a happy Medium. Fred decided he doesn't want to be fat, so he now identifies as skinny. Guess that means he's trans-slender What did they use in the biblical days for cuts and scrapes? Anointment. I had a really great conversation with a dolphin yesterday. I don’t know, we just clicked.
moe's back....
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak. "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound." The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says: "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
An Italian Pregnancy : An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life
