good ones from doug....

 Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!
 
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ..
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world.
 
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?
The young man answered,   "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number.

 Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?
The driver replied, "Bout whut?

Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head.  "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage. "