Capital Letters? Who uses them anymore?
From a teacher --
short and to the point.
In the world of
hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text
messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capital letters. For those
of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following
statement:
"Capitalization
is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your
uncle jack off a horse."
Are we clear?
Gordisms...
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