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 Tinnitus does not exist

It’s all in your head

 

I just learned how to play both Alto & Tenor Saxophones.
I'm Bi-Saxual

 

Fred took a Viagra without enough water and it got stuck in his throat.
He had a stiff neck all night.

 

Why didn't the Hoover enjoy its camping trip?
Because nature bores a vacuum.

 

Fred nominated himself as employee of the month at the Samsonite factory……. To be fair he does make a very good case

 

Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?
Fred : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

 

Why did the raccoon go to the bar?
To get trashed

 

How warm are the blankets in the neonatal unit?
About womb temperature

 

I used to know how to say chicken soup in another language
But I pho ga.
There was also this amazing dessert in Italy but affogato the name of that too

 

 

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