Gordisms...

 An Italian  Pregnancy :

 

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her   period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy   kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,   'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.   Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.   A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:   "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.  I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take   charge.   I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally,   if a girl is born,  I   will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born   ,   my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000   bank account.

If twins,   they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However,   if there is a miscarriage,   what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,   places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him.

"You-a gonna   try again!"