Fred bought a wig at the discount store.

He wasn't going toupee full price.

 

Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels joke.

 

What do you call the fear of Vietnamese soup noodles?
pho-bia

 

Monogamy: first, do no harem.

 

What’s the name of the Indian Tightrope Walker?
Balansingh

 

Some dads might find Father's Day a little sad,
but the day beforehand is always a sadder day.

 

What is it about all the Psychics that I ever visit.. they're either totally depressed, or too excitable. It's really hard to find a happy Medium.

 

Fred decided he doesn't want to be fat, so he now identifies as skinny.
Guess that means he's trans-slender

 

What did they use in the biblical days for cuts and scrapes?
Anointment.

 

I had a really great conversation with a dolphin yesterday.
I don’t know, we just clicked.

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