great joke from eva...

 

> > Justin Trudeau walks into BMO to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier
> > he says "Good morning ma'am could you please cash this cheque for me? 
> >
> > Cashier "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID? 
> >
> > Trudeau: "Truthfully I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
> > was any need to. I am Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada"
> >
> >  Cashier: "Yes sir I know who you are, but with all the regulations and
> > monitoring of banks because of imposters and forgers and requirements of the
> > banking legislation etc. I must insist on seeing ID" 
> >
> > Trudeau: " Mon Dieu! I am urging you SVP to cash this cheque" > 
> >
> > Cashier: "Look Mr Trudeau, here is an example of what we can do. One day
> > Tiger Woods came in to the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he
> > pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank into a cup.
> > With that shot we knew him to be the real Tiger Woods.  
> >
> > Another  time Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
> > racquet and made a fabulous tennis shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee
> > cup.With that shot we cashed the cheque. 
> >
> >  So Mr Trudeau, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
> >
> > Trudeau stands there thinking, and thinking and finally says "Honestly, my
> > mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a
> > clue" 
> >
> > Cashier: " Will that be 20s or 50s  Mr. Trudeau ?”