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Never stoop to someone's level when they call you fat. You're bigger than that. What does DNA stand for? National dyslexia association. A man was jailed for stealing compost from local garden centre 20 times. Clearly a re-peat offender. I saw a group of recumbent cyclists ride past. They seem like a pretty laid-back bunch of guys
Fred's snooty friend always uses French words like hors d’oeuvres in his day-to-day conversation. And that’s just for starters. If you donate a kidney they always take the right one out so that you have one left . The amazing cold war spy plane, Lockheed's U2, is still flying missions today. Apparently it still hasn't found what it's looking for. Fred is not a professional magician, but… He abra-ka-dabbles
During the Norman conquest, William's army carried very little equipment. Just the Bayeux necessities. Fred always wanted to learn to juggle. He just had never had the balls to try it. Fred has a bad habit of running red lights. He really needs to stop. Fred's cat loves stormy weather When it rains, it purrs.