he's lost it.....gotta see

 A distinct flavor in Fred's herb-seasoned asparagus brought effusive praise at the potluck dinner. This was the fawning of the sage of asparagus.

Fred bought two books about better decision making…
And he doesn’t know which one to start first.

The Omani national football team have been trying to get a new sponsor
They looked all over but, Gillette is the best Oman can get.

Not many people know this, but Shakespeare's Othello was an ordained minister who performed weddings.
Like they say: The Moor, the marrier.