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My therapist says I have a hard time verbalizing my emotions. Can't say I'm surprised. Fred walked through the airport holding a basketball. He was travelling. Fred's wife said quilts are better than duvets, so he said that she should be more careful making blanket statements. I watched that show 50 Things To Do Before You Die. You would have thought the obvious one was, ‘shout for help'.
A sure sign that a democracy has become impotent? When it can no longer maintain an election. When Fred sees the price of gas these days he's left sick and breathless. He has a case of car owner's virus. The waterway with the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? The Strait of Hummus . The jacket that is in fashion near the French Riviera? A Monacoat.
A Mediterranean inspired chocolate/tahini cake frosting? Baba Ganache. Fred doesn't have a telescope but... It's something he's looking into. You don't necessarily have to be stylish to be a teacher, but it helps to have a little class. A bartender messed up making an agave cocktail. It was a mezcalculation.
Fred is dating a girl who loves to be covered in cheese. She’s a real cracker. Fred is struggling to get over his line-dancing addiction. It’s been two steps forward, one step back. Fred started to watch a movie about competitive weightlifting. But he turned it off because it was too heavy. I'm not so sure about adolescents these days. They're more like add-a-lot-scents.
Every time Fred gets stressed, he blurts out 7! 23!! 9! It's a very odd reaction. Fred's kids asked why he brags about how amazing he was at Hide and Seek when he was young. Truth is… He peeked in high school. Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother... Albert who was famous for his 6 foot wingspan. The difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant? Vietnamese restaurants are pho profit, Indian are naan profit
Fred decided to unclog, clean and polish his kitchen sink this morning. The experience was both draining and reflective. Fred was walking along the beach and swears he heard the coastline LAUGHING at him. Littoral Lols. Fred started working at a company that makes nooses. He's finally getting the hang of it. Fred threw his extra pastry to a couple of pigeons in the park today. He filled two birds with one scone.
For sale- George Foreman grill and Muhammad Ali's best fights DVD. Both boxed. Fred said that he contracted trauma induced dyslexia. After he was threatened by a man with a gnu. Fred has a bad stuttering problem. By the time he told us his Nana died, we were all singing "Hey Jude". I’m branching out, but I’m worried if I tell a joke about a tree, it’ll leave you stumped.
AMD just challenged nVidia to a game of hockey. It's expected to be extra chippy. The days are getting noticeably longer now. This is the season to see sun. Fred started to read a book about mazes. He got lost in the first chapter. A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? A really big fire in Boston.
Fred just started learning to play swing and bebop. He's pretty jazzed about it. What do pilots and stand-up comedians have in common? They both worry about the landing. I just cracked an egg into a bowl in the dark. I’m sure there’s a yolk in there somewhere. A locksmith started a podcast. Nobody can get into it.
The main river in Berlin has claimed several lives in recent weeks. German police, apparently unaware of the irony, call it a killing Spree. Fred was walking to his friend's house the other day When he got to the golf course, it was obvious there was still a fairway to go. Fred's boss at the dry cleaners said they had to rush the next batch. They had a pressing order. If a tomb is pronounced "toom" and a womb is pronounced "woom," why isn't a bomb pronounced "boom?"
