he's lost it.....gotta see

 There’s a new superhero who can recite all the prime numbers.

He’s called “The Indivisible Man."

Fred abstained from using spreadsheet apps for 40 days.
He said it was excel-lent.

Fred's dentist plays in a heavy rock band.

They call themselves plaque sabbath.

We can use female sheep to make stockings, but not leather.
This is because ewe can run, but ewe can’t hide.