he's lost it.....gotta see

 What happens to red wine when it ages?

It becomes overpriced.

Fred's chiropractor published his own music.
It's a Hip Pop album.

 Fred's colleague who sits next to him puts on way too much cologne.
And it's affecting Fred's work perfumance.

Did you know that Himalayan Pink Salt is 10 Million years old?
Well I’m pleased they found it in time, because the container says it expires next year.