Fred's wife has a bag she puts over her legs when she's cold.
It's her brrr lap sack.

Enough with the jokes about our aging bodies.
They’re getting old.

Fred has fallen in love with his parrot.
He's polly-amorous.

Fred turned the bunsen burner off, removed his goggles and said "What did you say?" to his wife
Wife: "I SAID, this is not what I meant by experimenting in the bedroom!"




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