Fred is allergic to lubricant…

…it’s a serious affriction.

Fred wrote a history of Death Star construction.
It's called A Series of Unfortunate Vents.

Fred is not aging like fine wine, He's aging like milk...
Growing more sour & chunky by the day.

Fred's wife hates it when he messes about with her red wine...
... So he added fruit and lemonade and now she's sangria than ever,



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