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Fred's son’s football got stuck in a tree. He had two options: shake the tree or climb up to get it. In the end he chose the ladder. A reckless Scandinavian? Bjorn to be wild. I really can’t fault myself for being a narcissist. Fred's wife suggested that they take a ride on a hot air balloon for their anniversary and it was a lotta fun. He's glad she floated the idea. Someone ask Fred if he knew where the capital of the United States was. He replied "in the off-shore bank accounts of the 1%". Fred is dating a baker. He said that It was loaf at first sight. Fred loves cooking butternut squash at his restaurant. He’s a gourdmet chef. When Fred played high school football, he would yell “hey-o!” every time he made a reception. It was his catch phrase. The cold air balloon was actually invented twenty years before the hot air balloon. But they never really took off. Fred failed at becoming a massage therapist. He rubbed people the wrong way.
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What part of the human body is called the "yet"? I don't know either, but in an article in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBXVIheNHdB/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet There was a fire at the post office. They stamped it out. Fred the dentist married Eileen the manicurist. They fight tooth and nail. Do wizards use caster sugar to sweeten their tea? The spirit being that helped Noah with his ship build was an ark-angel. The Pope has an extreme fondness for felines... He's a cat-holic.
Fred said that he might as well become a cannibal. He's already fed up with people. Fred married an optician. His life was all a blur before he met her, then it was love at first (corrected) sight. BBQ competitions are great for making friends. There’s always plenty of people to rub shoulders with. Behavioural psychologists have categorized situations where it is appropriate to cry by their severity. There are lots of tiers. Trees are not highly intelligent. They get stumped too easily. Catching a cold from going out without a jacket is a myth. But you can get brrrcitis. I wanted to buy some coffee to pour over my ice-cream… … but then affogato. Ebooks are a great way to save trees. All byte and no bark. Looks like truth and justice are dead, must just be the American way. The filthiest line ever uttered on TV: Ward, don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, “Hello.” He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you're the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So, he asks, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching?” She looks into his eyes and calmly replies, “No, I'm your son's teacher.”
Fred was intimidated when he first met his very voluptuous wife. He knew right away there’d be a lot of learning curves. It's easy to trick the shore birds by the ocean. They are seagullible. A lawyer who makes rhymes? Dr. Sues When photographers get together, they really click. Fred tried to be a photographer, but just couldn’t focus. 8 out of 10 people hate revolving doors. But they'll come around. It's possible to hear the blood running through your veins. If you listen varicosely. As a chef, I never really understood roux …but the pot thickens. X-rated us to be awesome...now it's just Elon. When you write a swear word, should you use cursive?
Fred once worked as a mannequin in a department store. He held that position for a long time. Fred absolutely loves attending parties, but his small talk is average at best. His wife calls him a so-so butterfly. Fred listened to an audiobook about adhesive strips. It was a book on tape. There is a coin shortage in America. They're running out of common cents. What kinda shoes do linguists wear? Converse. Fred developed an anti-virus program named tuxedo. Actually it's more for-malware. What did the creative writer tell Luke Skywalker? Metaphors be with you. Is writing a book on how to do something considered manual labor? Fred was having a hard time trying to chop down a tree. He wasn't very axurate. Call me crazy, but my favorite part of skiing is the chairlift ride. It’s all downhill after that.
Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before. What happens when you use the wrong ingredients when making pancakes? Ends up tasting waffle. Fred started a company that makes the crunchy wraps for tacos. It's a shell corporation. Fred bought some comfortable shirts from the army surplus store that were actually used in battle They were the casual tees of war. I asked my mechanic how he became such a ‘car guy.’ He told me that he was raised Catalytic, but he converted. Fred saw a nun trip and fall and he did what anyone would do. He ran to a sister. Fred has a collection of uncommon and out of print books. He calls it his lib-rare-y. Fred hates his job at the coffee shop. It's a daily grind. This time of year deer are all doing the same thing; the males chase the females, and the females run away. They're stuck in a rut. Fred plans to make his own ketchup and share it with everyone for free. It's an open sauce project.
Fred rattled off a whole bunch of trivia about the Himalayas. He really knew the full range of facts. What would you feel if you ran and won a marathon? The thrill of victory, and the agony of de feet. Time travel isn't what it will have been. Everyone knows Count Doku, the character from Star Wars. But his wife Sue? She’s quite a puzzle to figure out. Fred's wife is obsessed with arranging the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s….an extremely rare dish order. Transparent: A father or mother who used to be a mother or father. The guy who invented the light emitting diode is a…LEDgend. Fred studied taekwondo but he never finished his training. He has a belt in partial arts. Fred started a Carnivore Society recently. He's scheduled a meat and greet for next Thursday. I've never met an overweight person with OCD. But I've met plenty with OBCD.
