Fred once worked as a mannequin in a department store.

He held that position for a long time.

Fred absolutely loves attending parties, but his small talk is average at best.
His wife calls him a so-so butterfly.

Fred listened to an audiobook about adhesive strips.
It was a book on tape.

There is a coin shortage in America.
They're running out of common cents.

What kinda shoes do linguists wear?
Converse.

Fred developed an anti-virus program named tuxedo.
Actually it's more for-malware.

What did the creative writer tell Luke Skywalker?
Metaphors be with you.

Is writing a book on how to do something considered manual labor?

Fred was having a hard time trying to chop down a tree.
He wasn't very axurate.

Call me crazy, but my favorite part of skiing is the chairlift ride.
It’s all downhill after that.



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