Fred once worked as a mannequin in a department store.
He held that position for a long time.
Fred absolutely loves attending parties, but his small talk is average at best.
His wife calls him a so-so butterfly.
His wife calls him a so-so butterfly.
Fred listened to an audiobook about adhesive strips.
It was a book on tape.
It was a book on tape.
There is a coin shortage in America.
They're running out of common cents.
They're running out of common cents.
What kinda shoes do linguists wear?
Converse.
Converse.
Fred developed an anti-virus program named tuxedo.
Actually it's more for-malware.
What did the creative writer tell Luke Skywalker?
Metaphors be with you.
Metaphors be with you.
Is writing a book on how to do something considered manual labor?
Fred was having a hard time trying to chop down a tree.
He wasn't very axurate.
Call me crazy, but my favorite part of skiing is the chairlift ride.
It’s all downhill after that.
It’s all downhill after that.
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